Scaring at home.

We didn't venture out today but managed some good quotes...

Do you watch Mythbusters?
No.
Well, basically it's these two guys who try and bust myths.
... *pause for hysterical laughter*
Is that like bust a move?

Sam's repeated quote "And she did!"

One day, one month, one year in Orkney...

I hope you get Syphillis and die.

Go fist yourself/Go get a crepe Louise/Go suck on a Starburst/Go fuck a tree

Well, there was this time I got raped by a tree.
Oh stop lying! Make it believable.
Besides, we warned you about getting drunk and dressing provocatively to attract trees.
Yeah, I need to stop that... I think it's becoming a problem, just wearing leaves over my nipples. Though I did get the look from the first woman to ever come to Earth...

Dirty whore!
Yeah, I know.

The laptop is just beeping cos it's tired.
Oh, does it need a nap?
Yeah, I'll wake it up in a minute by sticking an electric cable in it...